How to Start your morning with 2 year old twins

Goodmorning!  Or should I say good afternoon?  Well, what are you technically supposed to say when it is exactly noon?  Cause its not "after"noon... Is it still afternoon when you talk to someone whos in a time zone where its still morning? 


So have any of you had the joy of giving birth to twins?  Me too!  Let me tell you it is awesome to have twins, and everyone that says I don't know how you do it, well, I don't really have a choice, do I?!  So I just do it with a Smile!  They are actually a blast, and they OCCUPY each other!  I don't know how people only have one baby at a time!  Want to know whats going on with them right now while I type this?  They are using my left shoulder as a slide and saying "WEEEE" as they go down!  But they are taking turns!  That's my boys!  Always sharing, even if it is mommy's shoulder they are currently killing right now!  Awe I just got a sweet kiss.  Thanks Fisher!  Oh wait, now my left arm is a drum, x's 2 if you count both hands on each child.   I'm telling you, SUPER fun!  Did I say they occupy themselves? 

So, I am trying to potty train them now... How the H E double Hockey Sticks do you do that?!!!    Well, I'm running out of different things to try, but I am considering a lot of duck tape and plenty of time.  That should keep them down, right?  There are some really pretty different types of duck tape now.  I saw some pretty flamingo duck tape the other day...but may I'll get blue since I have boys... And shame on you, I'm not talking about taping them to the toilet!  I'm thinking of a making a cute book or something for them to put their potty stickers in.  Yes, I'm kindof an old lady crafter, but my crafts are way better than most old ladies.  Did you know I have a facebook pagecommitted just to my old lady crafts?  Go have a look.  My whole left side of my body is going to be ruined by the time I'm done with this.  Gunner just jabbed his finger in my left eye, on purpose.  Thanks Gunner, I say with a smile as I'm wiping the water from my eyes and making sure my eyeball isn't leaking.  Back to potty training.  First thing in the morning, we go to the potty...

and we give mommy strange looks for taking so many pictures of us on the pot

After sitting here for what seems like eternity and having no luck what so ever, Fisher gets bored and decides he's going to start digging...

But my sweet Gunner who I know for a fact I would already have potty trained if it wasn't for his VERY distracting twin brother...

Is still working on trying to potty... Still no luck though.  This sure is fun...  

Why aren't there air conditioner vents in bathrooms?  I never cared before until I had to spend so much time in them...

I know unicorns are fictional, but what if they were real?  I'd so have a purple one, with glitter skin.

After no success in the potty, we decide our bellies are hungry.  I'm going to share with you our first experience eating cereal WITH MILK on our own!  Don't worry, we did great!

See my ridiculously small table we all sit at?  Did I mention my husband is 6'3"?  Its pretty amusing seeing him sit there...

Fisher has to use 2 hands for some reason, but hey, whatever works sweet heart!

Gunner did great!  Look at that huge bite! lol

So while they were eating, I thought about the diapers I just put on them.  Did you know they have Mickey Mouse on Huggies diapers?  I don't know if thats such a good thing, being my kids LOVE Mickey Mouse.  Maybe they just want to keep wearing diapers because they love Mickey Mouse...hmmmmm...  ;)

They wanted to show you I'm telling the truth, so here you go

 See?  Gunner has Mickey

and Fisher has Mickey and Pluto.

I'm going to have to look into this theory.  HEY Maybe I can put duck tape over the characters so they won't know they're there!  hmmm  I might have something here...

Wow my whole left leg (see?  my left side is going down because of these kids lol) just went to sleep!  OUCH that is the worst feeling ever!  So once it wakes back up I'm going to have to go put the little ones to sleep... which I'll tell you about that experience next time.  Its tons of fun too... ;) 

And I do it all with a smile